oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial, via laughterrulesmylife)

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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio, via laughcentre)

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johnny-remember-me:

Roosevelt Elk

johnny-remember-me:

Roosevelt Elk

(via carcinoqen)

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robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

(Source: thadoxtor, via laughcentre)

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the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

(Source: thegreasygoatsby, via laughcentre)

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clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

(via laughcentre)

355,070 notes

ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

image

(Source: neyruto, via laughterrulesmylife)

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"People who dismiss the unemployed and dependent as ‘parasites’ fail to understand economics and parasitism. A successful parasite is one that is not recognized by its host, one that can make its host work for it without appearing as a burden. Such is the ruling class in a capitalist society."

Jason Read (via dasfest)

(via evidently-evil)

6,773 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: logotv)

204,101 notes

"The sign of a beautiful person is he always sees the beauty in others."

Omar Suleiman (via ohlovequotes)

(Source: psych-facts, via ohlovequotes)

3,366 notes

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via burgerkid)

665,270 notes

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

image

(via icelikelollies)

151,193 notes

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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