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I am Madamme Mango.
In other words, I am an Insane Fruit.
One basically into gaming, programming, literature, music and art.
-| Cosplay, anime and manga I count as art, by the way. |-
And if any of that interests you at all, you interest me.

Very pleased to make your acquaintance.

Now, I have no idea what you are doing here but I won't be the one to shoo you away. So please, stay. Believe me, I'm terribly delighted to have visitors like you. I write in both logic and literature, for both leisure and study; I play with games and costumes and roles. Yet I am a fruit. My name, my age, my home and mental health shouldn't concern you right now. I am but a fruit. And I am a fruit here to entertain myself, and perhaps you as well in the process. Do enjoy your stay.

lolyoufunnay:

tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

That’s because I want you to staaaaay

tupacabra:

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

That’s because I want you to staaaaay

(via geh-sekki)

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

(via geh-sekki)

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

That was deep

(Source: malfoysexslave, via hiddlebatchedloki)

sierraseesstars:

nietzscheisdead:

i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:

1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds

2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better

3. emos have a very large wingspan

emus i think you’re thinking of emus

(via geh-sekki)

i’m a sci-fi girl

in a sci-fi world

life is plastic

it’s fantastic

(via geh-sekki)

I love how Tumblr is mostly just fandoms fucking around and then someone posts something serious and everyone gets quiet for a few minutes and then it goes back to putting wigs on the Avengers.

full-time-avenger:

elzahchan:

tomkittyston:

(Source: exaltedsanctuary, via hiddlebatchedloki)

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(via hiddlebatchedloki)

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

(via hiddlebatchedloki)

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

(via theblackship)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

(via theblackship)

in-castiel-we-trust:

lilyjoy30-impala:

mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

I’m sorry but I fucking died.

So did everyone on Supernatural.

Get out.

(Source: substiels, via hiddlebatchedloki)

FOX!

FOX!

(Source: togifs, via savinghyruleatm)

(via to-see-the-sunshine)